Friday, May 29, 2009

Can I Get a Smile From Ya?

Ok, time to get off the serious stuff for a bit. Here are a few bumper stickers that everyone wants for their vehicle.



INSIDE THIS PERSON IS A YOUNG PERSON

WONDERING.....

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!!!!!!"

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DON’T ACT STUPID.
WE HAVE POLITICIANS FOR THAT.

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I’D AGREE WITH YOU
BUT THEN
WE’D BOTH BE WRONG.

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TELL YOUR BOOBS
TO STOP STARING
AT MY EYES.

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IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE GUTTER
MY MIND WOULD BE WITHOUT A HOME.

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NOW THAT FOOD HAS REPLACED SEX IN MY LIFE,

I CAN'T EVEN GET INTO MY OWN PANTS.
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IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE LAST MINUTE

I'D GET NUTTIN' DONE AT ALL.

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I BELONG TO THE "ASS" FAMILY.




MY PAPPY WAS CALLED WISE

MY MAMMY WAS CALLED SMART

MY BIG BROTHER WAS CALLED LAZY

MY BIG SISTER WAS CALLED KISS

AND

THEY JUST NAMED ME DUMB.

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FOR ALL YOU YOUNG SOCIALISTS OUT THERE,

I DON'T WANT IT

I DON'T HAVE TO ACCEPT IT

AND

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME TAKE IT ANY MORE.

I'M RETIRED

AND LIVING OFF OF SOCIAL SECURITY NOW.

11 comments:

Average American said...

Consider this post stolen. Some of them will find their way into my book of jokes.

BB-Idaho said...

Us model train folks have stickers that note 'My other car is a locomotive'. Which is like my not liking to wear the shirt my dear wife got me that notes 'Still Plays With Trains'...guess I gotta git me a more dignified hobby, huh?
(It is a stretch to find a bumper sticker that goes with 'Famous Potatoes', BTW :)

The Griper said...

he grins, you can't steal from a friend, AA. :)

just remind the little woman, BB, that it is your trains that make her feel young at heart still. :)

Lista said...

I like the last Bumper Sticker about Socialism and that's just how I feel at times, for what's the difference, we'll all be retired soon anyway. Yet unfortunately, as they spend all the money on all their Expensive Programs, they're running out of Social Security Money and that's sort of scary.

Yeh! That makes a lot of sense. Let's give Socialism to the young and take all the hard earned Social Security Money away from the old. They're just a bunch of old grumps anyway. Right?

BB-Idaho said...

If we prefer obscure, we can find any number of bumper stickers in
Latin ...
Being overtly pedantic has its shortcomings though. I have 'vanity' license plates from
my research years commemorating a number of explosives patents. In the McDonald's lot a five year old and his dad come by. Youngster eyes my odd plate and queries, "Does that say DUMB?"
"No, that says DDNP, stands for Diazodititrophenol, an organic initiating explosive." Kid ponders and offers, "Well, that IS DUMB" :)

The Griper said...

ahhh those were good, BB. and would have to agree with that boy that you met. no come back response to that. :)
at times like that, i do wonder who is smarter, the adults or the kids. :)

Karen Howes said...

Hee hee, thanks for the laugh, Griper! I loved these.

Gayle said...

"IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE LAST MINUTE
I'D GET NUTTIN' DONE AT ALL." LOL! I could have written that! :)

Lista said...

Gayle,
Yeh, really. Me too.

SjP said...

Griper - I think this one should be our mantra: I’D AGREE WITH YOU BUT THEN WE’D BOTH BE WRONG.

Love it!!! lol

The Griper said...

think of this also, SJ, if we both take as our mantra we are admitting that we both are wrong. lol

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