Friday, September 12, 2008

Red Necks vs Mother Nature

Toilet Paper.........................................check

Bud Light.............................................check

Keystone Ice........................................check

Budweiser..........................................check

Red Dog...............................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol............check

The ol' lady.................................,.......check


Then last but not least,


A piece of plywood to float your ol' lady and booze on ....... Check

Hmmmmmmmm, you can tell by the muscular build that this must be one of those small town hicks that just happened to go to Iraq instead of getting an education and takes out his frustration by resorting to his guns and religion that Kerry and Obama were referring to.

This just proves you don’t need any education in the art of knowing how to prioritize your needs for a disaster. It appears that a tour in Iraq trains you very well.

picture stolen from tweety over at NBR

14 comments:

tweetey30 said...

That is good Griper. Its ok you stole it but its not stealing since you told me about it.. LOL..

msladydeborah said...

LMAO,

At least he knows what he felt was important and they had a plan!

I appreciate your comments on my blogpost.

I have had one heck of a Friday and this post made me feel much better. Thanks for sharing this!

Kris said...

we have our check list and no strong drink is on it. we are prepared and are waiting on ike. it will be a long night. we are 90 miles inland but awaiting strong wind as this is a BIG storm

kw

Average American said...

The beer is actually a neccessity as the water will be unfit to drink for days. Smart man!

The Griper said...

good point, AA. I'll have to remember that. making a note to my self....replace bottles of water with cans of beer in my survival kit. lol

Gayle said...

LOL! You are too funny! You can drink the bottled water, Griper. It's okay! Heh!

dcat said...

LOL :+:

Well those that are book smart don't really have a hands on kind of knowledge now do they! LOLOLOLOLOL...

BB-Idaho said...

Q. I live 1100 feet higher than the nearest body of water...do I need an excuse to keep an emergency supply of beer? :)

The Griper said...

hey,BB, as he grins, if you need an excuse i can provide one for you.

i got a few whoopin's as a youngster for the use of them. and those whoopin's taught me how to hone my skill of using excuses. lol

The Griper said...

i'd like to say at this time that i'm glad the post brought a smile to all my favorite people.

The WordSmith from Nantucket said...

You've changed the curtains and style since last I came here. Interesting...

DD2 aka Debonair Dude said...

It brought a smile to me.......

Gayle said...

Griper, I hope you are okay. You don't usually go for three days without putting up a new post.

The Griper said...

a work in progress, gayle. lol

got a couple three started, just need to finish them lol

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