Pretty Much Sums up Liberal Economic Philosophy. Any Questions?

Then we might also add a demand to raise taxes in order to pay for the debt that was the result of putting this money into the economy. Yeah, that will work too. We stimulate the economy and balance the federal budget at the same time.  Makes perfect liberal sense, doesn't it?

h/t to Dcat over at "Razor Sharp Claws"

Sports, Stupidity, Divorce; Dahhhh, Do I See a Correlation Here?

Click on Picture for Divorces

Click on Picture for Stupidity

Ok, People, Some Reasons to Stop Eating

Click on Picture to see why

btw, after all these years I finally figured out how to use a picture as a link.

The Decisions of our Leaders

THE COYOTE

Governor's coyote

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only
doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control .. Animal Control captures the coyote
and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating
it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and
bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked
for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound
bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of
dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a
"coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout
the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the
attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with
additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit
against the State.

TEXAS:

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and
keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point
cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

When the Left meets the Right the Pun Begins

Grandpa took me into town to get our yearly haircuts one sunny and warm day. As we walked into the barber shop grandpa espied his ol' friend BB sitting there awaiting his turn too. As we passed him grandpa just grinned and gave BB a nod and a wink without saying a word. BB, in turn, did the same.

When it was their turns both grandpa and BB took their usual chairs, one on the extreme right and the other on the extreme left. As they settled in the whole room went silent as if they were expecting something to happen.


As if on cue everyone's head turned to BB as he said this.

“ Hey, grandpa did you hear that nice young humble libertarian preacher, Wes, over at The Humble Libertarian got married last month?

Grandpa responded by saying, “No, BB, I didn't. Did he marry a nice girl?

BB answered by saying “ Well after he married her he found out that she was into making moonshine but he loved her still.”

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After chuckling a bit grandpa came back and said this.

“ Hey, BB, I heard that pretty young gal, Shaw, over Progressive Eruptions got accepted on the police force and I guess she intends on enforcing environmental laws very strictly. “

BB, inquisitively asked, “ Ohhh, grandpa, and why do you think this?

Grandpa answered by saying, “Well, you know Tim over at Left Coast Rebel. His dog gave birth to a bunch of pups along side of the road last week and she cited it for littering.”
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Hey BB, I heard the perfect description of Socialism from my granddaughter when she was visiting last Christmas."


"And what was that" asked BB.

"Too many cooks and not enough food" answered grandpa.

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“Grandpa, do you know what they call 144 newly elected Republicans?”

“No, what?”

BB smiled and said, “gross”

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Grandpa had the last word when he said this

“Obama had a dream where he met President Washington.

He says, "George, what can I do to make things better for the people?"

George Washington says, "Repeal Obamacare"

Obama replies, "Oh, George, I can't do that."

The next night, Obama dreams again but this time Thomas Jefferson is there. "Thomas," Obama says, "what can I do to make things better for the public"?

Thomas Jefferson replies, "Repeal Obamacare" Obama says, "Ugh! You, too? I can't do *that*!"

The next night, Obama dreams yet again, and this time Abraham Lincoln is there.

"Abe Lincoln," Obama says, "what can I do to make things better for the people"?

Lincoln thinks for a moment and then says...

"Er.... Go to the theater."
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That's all folks, have a good day.

Any Doubts as to the Wisdom of Government Put to Rest

Well. It is time to get back to some very serious stuff now. We all know how paternal governments are. Not only are they responsible for protecting us from others they also like to create laws to protect us from our own foolish decisions.

Shuckens, they'll even create laws to protect themselves against their own foolish decisions. Did you know that in London that it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament? Sounds to me like this would be a case where the defendant would be the judge, jury, and executioner before he ever went to trial.

Everyone has heard of the organization of M.A.D.D, mothers against drunk drivers. Well it seems as if their cause was heard about in San Salvador too. But do think they got a little too mad because down there a person caught driving drunk could end up before a firing squad.

And for all of you teenagers out there, here is a little tip. If you're drinking on the sly and live in Ohio, don't pour that bottle of gin in the fish aquarium so as to hide it from mom and pop. Its against the law to get a fish drunk there.

As for the feminist movement, i'd say you have more important things to protest about other than railing on Sarah Palin all of the time. You should gather your troops in Vermont and protest the fact that a woman must have her husband's permission before she can wear false teeth. Hmmm, now I wonder under what circumstances would a man prefer that a woman did not have her teeth in?

And here is one for all of you that intend on leaving the snow belt and going to Florida to live, especially females. Girls, beware, it is illegal for any unmarried woman to parachute on Sunday in Miami. Of course, this doesn't mean you can't have an abortion there, you just are not allowed to parachute. Ok, that law is understandable, right? Wonder if the environmentalists were the catalyst behind this law? Wouldn't want to have a female body splattered all over the ground on Sunday would we?

Does make you wonder about the wisdom of the voters though that would elect people who wrote these laws. And you wonder why the people of the Tea Party advocate for less laws. Can you imagine just how much time was wasted debating these issues before enacting these laws? :) I'll let you, the reader, decide just how wisely our leaders govern as we begin this week.